What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Cheese

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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