- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Golf.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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