- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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