- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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