This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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