- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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