Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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God is real.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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