- Anti Joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."