whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Tunechi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Yes

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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