- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

binladin walks into the american seals

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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