dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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