What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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