a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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