- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

hola said the chinese man

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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