- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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