women's rights.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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