- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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