- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Jesus Christ

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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