What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How old are you? 7

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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