Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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I'm homeless.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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