Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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woman's rights

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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