hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Your big dick.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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