how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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