- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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