So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Jimmy Saville

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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