what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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