- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Cripples are lame.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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