why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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