- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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