Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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