whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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