- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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