- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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