Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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someone called someone else a frog

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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