- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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