- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Dislike if you are a prostitute

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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