Sarah Palin.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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I asked her where you were.

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Happy Monday!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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