- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Go away still nothing to see

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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