Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

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