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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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