You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Anti Joke

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