Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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