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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

So this guy was making a sandwich...

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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