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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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