- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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