What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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