- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.