so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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