- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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