- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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