- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

guess what? bannanas

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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