2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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