Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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