Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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