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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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