Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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