(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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