- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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