why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what did one computer say to the other .........

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Cheese

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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