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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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