- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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