- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

womens rights

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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