What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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