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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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