- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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