- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A woman walks into a bar.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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