- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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