- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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