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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Ben Corbishley

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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