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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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