Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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