- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Women.

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