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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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