- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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