what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Get on the boat.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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