No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What? Huh?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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