What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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