The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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