What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Cripples are lame.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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