knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Weaner

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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