- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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