A man did not like this site

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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