Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Whats the defination of cruelty

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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