whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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