What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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