- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my name? I dont know

Why? Because.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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