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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

The child was fired from his job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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