What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Anti Joke

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