What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Sex education in Texas,

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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