- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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