Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did? Yes

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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