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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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