What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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