I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

womens rights

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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