- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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