why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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