- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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