- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Kevin and Ramin

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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