Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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