- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Jordan is pregant

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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