- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

I'm Batman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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