why dont they make black forks

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A gay man watches football.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I'm homeless.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Peas

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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