- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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