- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andoni was here

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

you will like this because i am black.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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