whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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