why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Manchester City

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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