- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

knock knock who's there? faith

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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